Humor, Life, Pets
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Miss Tibbit does not care for pixies.

Nor does she like princesses. Finds Captain America alarming. Is disturbed by tiny Spidermans.

Chefs, nurses, steampunkers, post apocalypse victims, bees, cats, and ninjas – also Not OK.

Miss Tibbit alerted us to her concern for three continuous hours last evening. A tiny pixie quivered and shook in fear as she selected a tootsie roll from our bowl of treats. Miss Tibbit’s gaping, toothy maw was visible and audible in the large window behind me.

I get that it is a little weird for Miss Tibbit, having strangers tromp up onto her porch. Ringing doorbells. Yelling in high voices “Trick or Treat”.  But I had to ask her, Miss Tibbit, where were you when someone stole our middle sized pumpkin yesterday afternoon? Why wasn’t an actual perp more disturbing than 30 inch high vampires?

Miss Tibbit had no answer for me. She sniffed my face while I asked and tried to look intelligent.

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6 Comments

  1. momtowideeyedspouse says

    She obviously did not like that pumpkin and you may want to check any UPS or Fed Express delivery trucks for a pumpkin passenger? Miss Tibbit is quite resourceful????

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