How do I know I’m alive if I don’t feel fear?

5 questions pertinent to my WideEyedWeek:

  1. Why do deadlines cluster?
  2. Why does bureaucratic paperwork take an order of magnitude longer than time budgeted for it?
  3. Why am I smarter as deadlines approach?
  4. Why do I prefer to be startled by deadlines clearly marked on next week’s calendar?
  5. How do I know I’m alive if I don’t feel fear?

Anybody have any tums?

Comments

5 responses to “How do I know I’m alive if I don’t feel fear?”

  1. MomtoWideEyedSpouse Avatar
    MomtoWideEyedSpouse

    1. Why do multiple choice questions confuse me?
    2. Isn’t fear relative?
    3. If three kids are each sitting in the front row ..why the fight over who has the best
    seat?
    5. How is the distance between two points, shortened by a leap of faith?

    1. dan Avatar
      dan

      1.there’s always an answer that MIGHT be right.
      2.no. either you’re fighting or fleeing.
      3.aisle seats are always best.
      4.it’s not, but you probably grew wings.

      1. MomtoWideEyedSpouse Avatar
        MomtoWideEyedSpouse

        Funny!!!! You Funk family, backgammon winning, double throwers are just too quick!

  2. California Sunshine Avatar
    California Sunshine

    OMG, you’re giving me a headache!
    P.S. It ain’t no sin to (try to feel) alive.

    1. wideeyedfunk Avatar

      Hey there CA Sunshine – the headaches were last week! This week is all gritted teeth and stomach pain. I’m alive for sure.

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