Pop quiz: Why did the Spouse survive asking me, “Has the stripper arrived yet”?
A: He didn’t.
B: He did, but he is very busy picking rock salt from his backside at his new house.
C: He meant, of course, “has UPS delivered the gallon of Multi-Strip non-toxic paint and varnish remover?”
I was sad that I was not home when The Stripper arrived. The lovely WideEyedFunk does seem to be happy with The Stripper. It is very convenient to be able to order a Stripper and have it delivered right to the privacy of your home when your husband is at work. I am very happy that my lovely wife has found a good Stripper.
oh my god.
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Thank you. I just spent a pleasant 15 minutes reading your posts written over the past few months. Of course, I signed up to have them sent to me via email now so I won’t need to wait until the newsfeed on FB decides to reward me. xoxo
Hey Marybet! Thank you for reading my words. I always crack myself up – nice to know you enjoy some of it too! These small threads keep us all connected. Happy Day!
wideeyedfunk just keeps getting better and better 🙂
It’s the simple absurdity of life in the WideEyedHousehold.
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