Why Muscle Cars Will Never Die

Last Monday I was stepping smart through the Deep with my new long-handled shovel gripped in my left hand. The tempered steel blade shaft was clanking, not incidentally, against my wedding ring. I was fretting about the strength of the theoretical argument I just finished writing and my feet may have been moving but my mind wasn’t there. A cap wearing, middle aged, rangy man with about three days of whiskers caught my eye. He gave my shovel a significant look and said “Hey now, as soon as you’re done burying your old man, you give me a call.” He used all of his teeth in a smile.

I stumbled, yanked out of my thoughts. What? Heh? I replayed the last minute in my head. My eyes got wide as I figured it out and I started hooting and laughing, because I am that cool.

“Oh, you know I will,” I told him. It was an easy promise as I hadn’t really ever planned to dig my husband’s grave.

I paid for the shovel and headed out to the car. A pale blue Roush Mustang was parked out front – illegally – and I paused to snap a shot of it, because really, who doesn’t love a great muscle car?

The Mustang’s engine revved and it rumbled toward me as I took the picture. It turned the corner and the passenger window whirred down. “Remember, you get that burying done, you call me!” The engine roared and the car disappeared in a cloud of late season pulverized rock salt.

 I thought about it as I tossed the shovel into the back of the MCS. I eyed the sharp gleaming metal blade. I considered that pretty blue muscle car. Well, maybe…

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7 responses to “Why Muscle Cars Will Never Die”

  1. Mardee Brown Avatar
    Mardee Brown

    I am laughing my head off!

    1. wideeyedfunk Avatar

      As God is my witness, every word is true.

  2. Dad Avatar
    Dad

    New fast cars, slow old men. Perfect together.

    1. wideeyedfunk Avatar

      I guess you would know – how’s that GT treating you?

  3. Mom Avatar
    Mom

    Does Dad’s black GTO Mustang count?

    1. wideeyedfunk Avatar

      Do you mean – is he a slow old man with a fast new car? Heh heh. I’m not bold enough to point that out.

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