The snow shovel taunts me.

The solstice was just a few days ago and I spent most of it among a pinkening crowd on the beach in Ocean City, New Jersey. Yesterday, back in humid and hot Buffalo, the sun gleamed high and bright and long as I mulched the front garden and putzed in the back.

I slumped over my grilled cheese and salad dinner last night all sun roasted and dehydrated. My chair position gives me a command view of the back yard and vegetable garden and I like to gaze out there in the evening light, especially after a day of garden toil. Everything looks so promising at this time of year.

SnowShovel1I glanced at the garage doors and my eyes snagged on something shining yellow and glowing through the window. It was the snow shovel. It is dangling from a hook in the back of the garage and should be invisible for the summer. It isn’t your turn, I thought at it. I can wait, it told me.

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10 responses to “The snow shovel taunts me.”

  1. karen Matsinger Avatar
    karen Matsinger

    This is so funny. I step over a fleet of snow shoels in my garage that seem to creep forward each time I go into the garage. They are a plastic K-mart-born mob.

    1. wideeyedfunk Avatar

      They want out. It is HOT in the garage. Not even a little bit wintery.

  2. meganorlowskirussell Avatar

    As they say in Game of Thrones “Winter is coming.”

    1. wideeyedfunk Avatar

      I think the good people of Buffalo live in the spaces between winters. When I moved here I thought of the Starks…

  3. WideEyedSpouse and User of the Snow Shovel during the Long, Snowy Winter Avatar

    I am sure the snow shovel and snow blower sit in our garage the entire summer complaining about how hot it is. Funny thing is…I don’t remember hanging the shovel on that hook. Did it some how make it up there on its own to get a better view of the world through the garage windows?

    1. wideeyedfunk Avatar

      Chilling. Oh, hah hah, no pun.

  4. elderdelphin Avatar

    I don’t know… there’s something sinister about that shovel. Are you 100% sure it’s willing to wait?

    1. wideeyedfunk Avatar

      No, I’m not. I don’t like that hanging lurk going on in the back of the garage. I’m definitely keeping the snow shovel and snow thrower separated. No evil wintery plotting.

  5. Dwain Avatar
    Dwain

    What’s a snow shovel?

    1. wideeyedfunk Avatar

      Oh man. That’s just plain cruel.

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