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The WideEyedSpouse said it was heavy on the mocha flavors.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/scaffolding-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCaffolding 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/scaffolding-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scaffolding 1</image:title><image:caption>WEF, up high.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-10T18:00:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/06/19/working-from-home-on-a-friday-morning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/uke-at-work.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uke at work</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/wee-uke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wee uke</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-23T15:17:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/06/14/rain-delay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/daytrip9_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DayTrip9_1</image:title><image:caption>Home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/daytrip9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DayTrip9</image:title><image:caption>We could hear the mill race pouring through the old mill.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/daytrip8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DayTrip8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/daytrip7_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DayTrip7_1</image:title><image:caption>IPA, triple IPA, brown ale, stout.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/daytrip7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DayTrip7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/daytrip6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DayTrip6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/daytrip5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DayTrip5</image:title><image:caption>Dry cider, sweet cider, English style, bubbled.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/daytrip4_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DayTrip4_1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/daytrip4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DayTrip4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/daytrip3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DayTrip3</image:title><image:caption>Drawbridge.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-15T13:57:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/05/31/old-house-freedom-thief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/house-paint-2015-day-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>House Paint 2015 Day 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coat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-01T20:40:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/05/19/pulled-pork-eight-ways-since-sunday/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-20T13:13:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/05/13/far-in-space-far-in-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/potato-chips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Potato Chips</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/limestone-pallet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Limestone Pallet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/garden-koi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Garden koi</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fossils.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fossils</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T20:28:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/05/04/wideeyedfunk-progenitor-is-also-wideeyed-over-spring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/blossom2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blossom2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/blossom1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blossom1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-04T23:23:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/04/28/surrender-to-the-sweatpants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tibbit-tub-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tibbit tub 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tibbit-towel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tibbit Towel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tibbit-in-tub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tibbit in tub</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hamish-bath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hamish Bath</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hamish-bath-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hamish Bath 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-29T01:04:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/04/20/san-francisco-and-the-stealth-cast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/wef-sfo-bay1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEF SFO Bay</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sfo-trolley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFO trolley</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sfo-gh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFO Gh</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sfo-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFO fire</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sfo-ch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFO ch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sfo-bread.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFO Bread</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/wef-sfo-bay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEF SFO Bay</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-20T21:28:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/04/03/you-cant-drink-the-ocean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beach</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-03T20:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/03/26/spring-on-my-bookshelf-if-not-on-the-ground/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tibbit-in-window.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tibbit in Window</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/office-wall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Office Wall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tulips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tulips</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-03T19:39:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/03/22/ludwigs-no-9-on-a-spring-evening/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wef-and-the-ninth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEF and the Ninth</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-23T15:35:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/03/13/fear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cavetimbers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CaveTimbers</image:title><image:caption>The timbers. Photo by B. Hoffman 2014.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cavegoingin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CaveGoingIn</image:title><image:caption>WEF thinking about life, science, fear. Photo by B. Hoffman 2014.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/caveceiling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CaveCeiling</image:title><image:caption>The ceiling. Photo by B. Hoffman 2014.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/caveopening.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CaveOpening</image:title><image:caption>Japanese WWII cave opening. Photo by B. Hoffman 2014.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/caveboth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CaveBoth</image:title><image:caption>Japanese WWII cave openings on the Bering Sea coast. Photos by B. Hoffman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/trench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trench</image:title><image:caption>Japanese trench on Bering Sea coast. Photo by H. Harmsen 2014.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-13T19:10:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/03/05/sun-shining-on-suet-briefly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/squirrel61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/squirrel51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/squirrel41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/squirrel31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/squirrel21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/squirrel-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-05T20:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/02/20/a-good-mattress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tibbit-on-the-sofa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tibbit on the Sofa</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-21T16:10:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/02/13/the-meatballs-are-in-the-crockpot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/snowyard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SnowYard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/crystals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crystals</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-14T16:05:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/02/09/what-happens-when-one-of-your-top-five-take-out-places-gets-a-liquor-license-and-installs-a-bar/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-10T16:30:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/01/30/im-a-naked-farmer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_3964.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3964</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_3958.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3958</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-30T21:34:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/01/26/seal-self-doesnt-see-in-grayscale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_3017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3017</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_2992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2992</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_3002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3002</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-30T21:36:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/01/15/darkest-january/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T21:04:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/01/09/hamish-the-corgi-almost-a-person/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-10T20:45:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2015/01/02/not-cold-in-the-library/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-03T19:02:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/12/24/the-benevolent-dictator-at-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/olaf-and-sven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olaf and Sven</image:title><image:caption>Innocents waiting under the tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dermestidterritory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DermestidTerritory</image:title><image:caption>Dermestid territory, let the feast begin!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-25T01:42:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/12/10/snow-shovel-is-worried/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141210_160813.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141210_160813</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141210_161412.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141210_161412</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141210_161301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141210_161301</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-12T00:33:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/12/05/i-went-to-space-today/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-12T00:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/11/24/we-sure-class-up-the-park/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-25T01:33:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/11/17/leaving-home-for-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/study.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Study</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/river.jpg</image:loc><image:title>River</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/livingroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LivingRoom</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/fronthall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FrontHall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/thanks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thanks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-19T14:33:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/11/04/the-dogs-will-not-have-the-last-peanut-butter-cup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141104_191555.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141104_191555</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141104_191521.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141104_191521</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cf-bison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bison</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cf-bison-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CF bison 3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-05T14:53:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/10/24/fruit-flies-a-nasty-old-chair-and-100-years-of-fine-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/coffeeshopchair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coffeeshopchair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/coffeeshop-sofas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coffeeshop sofas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-25T19:21:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/10/21/numb/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-22T14:23:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/10/13/my-work-colleagues-are-dogs-and-no-im-not-a-sheepherder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dogs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dogcolleagues.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dogcolleagues</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-14T23:39:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/10/02/time-is-passing-at-an-accelerated-rate/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-03T14:42:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/09/29/when-deadlines-physically-manifest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/busydesk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BusyDesk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-29T23:29:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/09/18/chickens-three-ways/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/settee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Settee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/chicken1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-04T17:27:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/the-wideeyedlife/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-03T20:55:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/09/11/what-is-now-and-what-will-be/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-15T13:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/09/05/the-moon-over-my-hammie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_2612.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2612</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-02T21:30:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/08/29/dark-energy-and-love/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-05T17:04:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/08/21/trash-picking-for-winter-lettuce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sashes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sashes</image:title><image:caption>My new cold frame lids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gardenheader.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GardenHeader</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gardenaugust2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GardenAugust2014</image:title><image:caption>The garden today. Notice the grapeless vines, the pear-less trees, the unripe tomatoes. Frederico the Falcon is NOT deterring the pest.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-26T14:40:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/08/15/a-stranger-at-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wef-at-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEF at Beach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-05T17:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/08/07/ten-reasons-not-to-buy-a-used-car/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-07T19:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/07/31/i-dreamed-of-flesh-eating-beetles/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-01T17:51:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/07/24/nuns-and-the-cosmos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/nuns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nuns</image:title><image:caption>The nuns.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-01T17:51:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/07/19/responsibility-avoidance-or-there-are-two-kinds-of-spurs-my-friend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/stoop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stoop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_2093.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2093</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-21T18:12:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/07/13/sunday-morning-in-the-rain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_4335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4335</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_1737.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1737</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_1736.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1736</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_1722.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1722</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-13T19:12:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/07/04/return-from-rat-islands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_1611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1611</image:title><image:caption>Heading home. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_1336.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1336</image:title><image:caption>Segula.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_0931.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0931</image:title><image:caption>Corvie Bay North.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_0820.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0820</image:title><image:caption>Bathing with a view. Corvie Bay Camp.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_0670.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0670</image:title><image:caption>Tiny, higher elevation young delphinium.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wef_crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEF_Crop</image:title><image:caption>WideEyedFunk in 40 degree wind and rain in a cliff edge archaeological feature. I love my job.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-04T21:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/05/09/the-third-crane-on-the-fish-dock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wideeyedfunkhomerak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WideEyedFunkHomerAK</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Food</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/yellowcrane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YellowCrane</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/totesatdock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TotesAtDock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/pukuk3_haupert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pukuk3_Haupert</image:title><image:caption>Paula, left. WideEyedFunk, right. Image by C. Haupert 5/7/14.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/pukuk2_haupert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pukuk2_Haupert</image:title><image:caption>Image by C. Haupert 5/7/2014.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/pukuk_haupert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pukuk_Haupert</image:title><image:caption>Image by C. Haupert 5/7/2014.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-11T01:47:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/05/01/indiana-jones-may-have-been-a-little-smelly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0213</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0208.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0208</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-01T22:14:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/04/20/toilets-and-i-didnt-know-my-mom-lurked-in-my-head/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-21T00:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/04/11/sweet-tibbit-gets-her-moneys-worth-out-of-a-jelly-bean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dogs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-14T12:19:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/04/03/my-heart-is-a-like-a-neutron-star-dense-and-heavy/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-04T14:09:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/03/30/the-little-table-asked-to-come-home-with-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/header.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Header</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/inkitchen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>InKitchen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/soldsign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SoldSign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/chair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bureau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bureau</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-31T13:11:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/03/20/why-my-laundry-day-just-got-easier/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-20T21:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/03/13/desperate-times-moldy-delicious-measures/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-14T17:58:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/03/09/i-think-im-doing-adventure-wrong-or-at-least-wearing-the-wrong-clothes/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-09T16:57:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/02/27/jeans-requiem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jeans2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeans2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jeans1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeans1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T13:44:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/02/20/you-married-a-winner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/spouseline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpouseLine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-21T20:22:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/02/13/these-boomers-are-trouble/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-14T13:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/02/06/filtering-winter-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/katespades.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KateSpades</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/boots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boots</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T21:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/01/24/removing-the-self/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/archeryjan2014_crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ArcheryJan2014_crop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-26T21:47:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/01/30/peckish/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-30T20:34:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/01/17/threes-company-twos-just-awkward/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tibbit-2-e1397233412659.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tibbit (2)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-17T19:12:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/01/10/the-eerily-prescient-fortune-cookie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fortuneback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fortuneback</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fortune.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fortune</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/flipper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flipper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/feetanddogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FeetandDogs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-26T21:48:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2014/01/02/the-house-brew/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/deskbeer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DeskBeer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bigcans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BigCans</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-04T01:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/12/24/splashy-blood-a-7-tentacled-octopus-and-holey-plaster-on-my-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hamish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hamish</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/octopus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Octopus1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/us-approx-19742.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Us approx 19742</image:title><image:caption>The WideEyedParents with Younger brother, not too many years after I came along.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4052</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-26T15:14:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/12/16/saturday-shopping-list-christmas-tree-egg-nog-victor-rat-traps/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-17T18:50:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/12/09/lemme-me-see-the-other-side/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-10T23:39:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/10/17/home-renovation-made-possible-by-the-1970s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rolling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rolling</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/painting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>painting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-02T14:18:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/12/01/the-daily-suspense-of-straight-razor-shaving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/razor3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Razor3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/razor2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Razor2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/razor-e1385912724783.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Razor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-02T14:00:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/11/18/the-geese-were-flying-without-moving-a-portent-or-just-the-end-of-a-long-week/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-01T15:25:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/11/10/walking-dogs-in-the-fall-has-a-certain-frisson/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-16T14:24:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/11/03/thanks-mini-for-getting-sick-before-the-dead-of-winter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/surgerytable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SurgeryTable</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/supportstaff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SupportStaff</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/start.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Start</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/finish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finish</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/emptyguts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EmptyGuts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dirtyfilter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DirtyFilter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-10T18:22:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/10/27/the-snow-shovel-crept-to-the-front-of-the-garage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snowthrower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snowthrower</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T01:20:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/10/11/curse-not-the-green-tomatoes-make-chutney/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/boilingchutney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boilingchutney</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/green-tomato-chopped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green tomato chopped</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/finishedchutney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FinishedChutney</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/clean-tomatoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clean tomatoes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/boiling-chutney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boiling chutney</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-11T15:01:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/10/01/revolution-style-look-your-best-during-nsa-interrogation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/header.jpg</image:loc><image:title>header</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dress</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T12:30:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/09/26/the-worlds-slowest-rotating-restaurant/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-27T12:04:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/09/17/the-ubiquitous-martha-stewart-soul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/qtip-holder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Qtip holder</image:title><image:caption>Tip #1:: An empty cigarette box will keep your q-tips clean and organized during traveling.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T18:52:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/09/06/green-tomatoes-all-over-the-place/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tomatogarden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TomatoGarden</image:title><image:caption>The healthy tomato garden.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tomatobowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TomatoBowl</image:title><image:caption>A sorry week's harvest. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spiderweb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderWeb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cosmomaut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cosmomaut</image:title><image:caption>Green cosmonauts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cherry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cherry</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T18:06:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/08/30/18-years-together-4100-miles-apart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/5guys-e1377873368633.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5guys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/forksinbarrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ForksinBarrel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/forks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Forks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-31T00:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/08/24/miss-tibbit-takes-herself-to-brunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/iamsbag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IamsBag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fulltibbit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullTibbit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-25T13:32:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/08/15/wisdom-from-the-past-2/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-17T20:20:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/08/08/hello-toilet-thanks-for-being-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/toiletclose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ToiletClose</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toilet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-24T16:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/08/01/yoha-friends/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-05T13:58:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/07/25/miss-tibbit-the-useless-little-black-dog-had-a-bad-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tibbit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tibbit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-25T19:14:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/07/19/i-am-a-heat-born-invalid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/women-1930.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Women 1930</image:title><image:caption>Sweaty and rashy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/women-1910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Women 1910</image:title><image:caption>Sweaty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/men1930.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Men1930</image:title><image:caption>Sweaty, rashy, and quite probably stinking of bourbon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/men1910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Men1910</image:title><image:caption>Sweaty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-20T13:59:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/07/15/bees-in-my-garden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rudbeckia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rudbeckia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/otherlily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OtherLily</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lily</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/daisy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daisy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/3a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-16T09:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/07/09/50-years-of-funk-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hatcrop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HatCrop</image:title><image:caption>50 years of Funk commemorative baseball hat. Only 50 made. Rare.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-09T20:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/06/30/hamish-the-corgi-achieves-master-craftsdog-status/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-19T01:56:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/06/24/the-snow-shovel-taunts-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/snowshovel2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snowshovel2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/snowshovel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SnowShovel1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T13:46:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/06/14/a-vexing-loss-in-the-spousal-competition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mattarchery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MattArchery</image:title><image:caption>This is from before we had our own gear. Even then there were hints that I was going to not win.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-10T01:46:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/06/08/saturday-morning-along-some-buffalo-roadways/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hamishgrill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishGrill</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-10T21:16:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/05/30/this-situation-is-intolerable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/raingauge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Raingauge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mercedes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mercedes1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-03T17:16:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/05/24/10-reasons-miss-tibbit-the-useless-little-black-dog-may-not-lick-my-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_17621.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1762</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-08T19:36:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/05/18/the-garden-is-poised-for-action/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_3615.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3615</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_3611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3611</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-19T14:58:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/05/11/too-many-socks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/chifferobe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chifferobe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/oldenglish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OldEnglish</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lifeowood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LifeOWood</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/minwax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Minwax</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/inside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inside</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-15T14:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/05/03/i-would-pick-you-to-be-on-my-zombie-apocalypse-team/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-12T01:25:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/04/25/one-year-and-three-months-in-the-bathroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wholething.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WholeThing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/top.jpg</image:loc><image:title>top</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hamishheader.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishHeader</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/curtain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Curtain</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T21:36:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/04/18/woodstock-ends-his-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/woodstock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woodstock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tibbit3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tibbit3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tibbit2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tibbit2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tibbit1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tibbit1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_3531.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3531</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hamish4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hamish4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hamish1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hamish1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/both1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Both1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T23:59:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/04/11/generational-transmogrification-i-am-turning-into-my-grandma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/phyllis_w_funk_appx_1933.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P_W_Funk_appx_1933</image:title><image:caption>Grandma Funk c. 1934. One year out of college, one year into marriage to an earlier WideEyedFunk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-13T00:22:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/04/05/the-lunch-that-wasnt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/empty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Empty</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-11T19:50:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/03/28/sweet-tibbits-very-bad-day/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-29T14:12:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/03/21/budget-sequestration-made-me-eat-cheap-peanut-butter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (3)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-21T22:03:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/03/14/no-dogs-allowed-hamish-the-corgi-finds-a-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hamishsteps51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishSteps5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-24T14:56:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/03/07/australian-shiraz-grapes-make-my-teeth-purple/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wineheader.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WineHeader</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wineglass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WineGlass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wine1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wine1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-08T15:53:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/02/28/my-school-bag-smelled-like-the-1970s-heh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sandwich2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandwich2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sandwich1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandwich1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_3437.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3437</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T15:29:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/02/07/snowfall-and-sunshine-with-tubercular-hacking/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-21T21:16:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/02/21/the-tiresome-collision-of-skeletons-and-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/skeleton3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeleton3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/skeleton2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeleton2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/skeleton1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skeleton1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T20:15:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/02/14/love-isa-gentle-evisceration/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/misstibbitlove1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MissTibbitLove1</image:title><image:caption>Miss Tibbit tastes the delicious lovely Hippo belly contents.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tibbitlove2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TibbitLove2</image:title><image:caption>The lovey hippo receives love.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hamishlove1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishLove1</image:title><image:caption>Hamish administers love to the thinner lovey HIppo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-19T18:15:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/01/31/now-thats-a-man-sized-croc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_3395.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3395</image:title><image:caption>Just a little sniff?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/croc2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Croc2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-02T15:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/01/24/car-fever-part-3-new-cars-come-with-new-tires/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-25T17:03:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/01/17/the-kitchen-junk-basket-went-rogue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_3333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3333</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-17T19:09:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/01/10/snow-trash-is-the-best/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-11T18:27:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2013/01/03/worm-bin-chronicles-winter/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-04T14:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/12/30/1500-miles-of-family-or-caviar-tastes-like-chicken-pox/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-02T23:01:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/12/20/job-wanted-for-newly-graduated-smallish-black-dog-of-limited-skills/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/tibbitnapping.png</image:loc><image:title>TibbitNapping</image:title><image:caption>Miss Tibbit waking from a rejuvenating post-baccalaureate nap.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/tibbitdiploma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TibbitDiploma</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-02T23:01:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/12/13/a-smug-end-to-weeping-and-wailing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cleo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cleo1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cleo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cleo2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cleo3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cleo3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T18:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/12/06/i-really-like-trains-i-always-have/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/trainbridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TrainBridge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/engine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Engine</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T17:01:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/11/29/hamish-has-decided-hes-been-cheated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hamishatwriting11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishatWriting1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/misstibbitwaitingfortreat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MissTibbitWaitingForTreat</image:title><image:caption>Oh, she's sitting. How charming. Let's give her a treat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hamishatwriting2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishatWriting2</image:title><image:caption>It's on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hamishatwriting1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishatWriting1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-10T14:04:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/11/22/it-simply-isnt-possible-to-give-thanks-without-cranberry-sauce-and-stuffing/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-24T14:14:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/11/15/why-does-miss-tibbit-smell-like-meat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tibbitcatching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TibbitCatching</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/snacks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snacks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/likeaman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LikeAMan</image:title><image:caption>Walking like a man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hamishfretting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishFretting</image:title><image:caption>Something isn't fair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hamishcatching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishCatching</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T14:16:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/11/08/dare-i-wear-surgical-gloves-on-the-plane/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-15T01:33:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/11/01/miss-tibbit-does-not-care-for-pixies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/misstibbittriestolookintelligent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MissTibbitTriesToLookIntelligent</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-01T20:36:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/10/25/i-know-i-would-paint-better-if-i-had-a-pair-of-dickies-painters-pants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/magicpainterspants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MagicPaintersPants</image:title><image:caption>The magic pants!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/panoramic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Panoramic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/painttools.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PaintTools</image:title><image:caption>Wine: Another Critical Tool for Home Renovation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/paintside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PaintSide</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/paintknee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PaintKnee</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-26T21:06:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/10/18/are-you-heading-to-the-basement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/selfportrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SelfPortrait</image:title><image:caption>Cruising on the Kulana Huli.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pumpkinbutt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PumpkinButt</image:title><image:caption>Blurry Pumpkin Butt. Me and the Kulana Huli cruised by too fast for a clear shot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bison</image:title><image:caption>Buffalo Zoo bison at dinner. Dining in tonight.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-19T13:23:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/10/11/hamish-rides-console/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hamishsmiles2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishSmiles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/h_console1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>H_Console</image:title><image:caption>Hamish believes the Mini Cooper S console is undersized. He would like to talk to the design engineers. If a Corgi can't fit in a Mini, who can?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/missttriestosee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MissTTriesToSee</image:title><image:caption>Miss Tibbit wants a turn on the Console. Never going to happen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hamishsmiles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HamishSmiles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/h_console.jpg</image:loc><image:title>H_Console</image:title><image:caption>Hamish believes that the Mini Cooper S console is undersized.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-12T02:48:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/10/05/a-goldfish-escaped-in-the-car/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-07T01:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/09/27/how-do-i-know-im-alive-if-i-dont-feel-fear/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-27T23:14:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/09/20/you-funks-and-your-damn-doubles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/backgammon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>backgammon</image:title><image:caption>Game 3. Soon to be a loss for the Spouse.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-22T13:09:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/09/13/hamish-the-corgi-is-embarrassing/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-15T17:23:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/02/23/hello-world/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-07T18:11:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/03/01/santa-lives-in-buffalo-strapped-to-a-railing/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-07T18:11:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/03/08/the-pugrador-retreagle-a-new-boutique-breed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/twittertibbs2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TwitterTibbs</image:title><image:caption>3 mos., romping</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/twittertibbs1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TwitterTibbs</image:title><image:caption>3 mos., romping</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/babytibbit1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BabyTibbit</image:title><image:caption>3 mos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/twittertibbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TwitterTibbs</image:title><image:caption>The Pugrador Retreagle romping, at 3 months</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/babytibbit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BabyTibbit</image:title><image:caption>The Pugrador Retreagle at 3 months.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/adulttibbit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AdultTibbit</image:title><image:caption>Miss Tibbit at 10 months.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T18:11:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/03/22/why-muscle-cars-will-never-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/roushmustang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RoushMustang</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T18:11:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/04/12/dear-other-drivers-you-dont-own-the-road-sincerely-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-07T18:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/04/19/dental-hygiene-at-what-cost/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-29T11:23:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/04/26/you-have-all-that-gray-hair-but-your-face-looks-so-young/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/elvissighting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ElvisSighting</image:title><image:caption>Elvis on the move, moments after he ditched a wad of gum or tobacco in the potted palms.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T18:10:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/05/03/debating-obedience-and-disempowerment-with-dogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/t_hindquarters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T_Hindquarters</image:title><image:caption>Miss Tibbit is disempowered while attempting to exercise autonomous deicsion making..</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/t_grass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T_Grass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/h_twalk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>H_TWalk</image:title><image:caption>Obedience and civil disobedience.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/h_t_good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>H_T_Good</image:title><image:caption>Rewards for good behavior.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/h_sits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>H_Sits</image:title><image:caption>A nice boy is an obedient boy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T18:10:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/07/05/wretched-chores-made-less-crappy-weed-pulling-cocktails/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_2858.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2858</image:title><image:caption>Dangerously weedy driveway cracks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_2847.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2847</image:title><image:caption>WideEyedSpouse's preferred components.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_2846.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2846</image:title><image:caption>WideEyedFunk's weed pulling cocktail components.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T18:10:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/07/12/worm-bin-chronicles-inception/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wormbininside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WormBinInside</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kiskaharborb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KiskaHarborB</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wormbin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WormBin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T18:10:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/08/16/the-dog-has-an-opinion-why-do-i-listen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img_1763-e1345126613420.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1763</image:title><image:caption>Hamish is forming an opinion.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img_1687.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1687</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imag0191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0191</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T18:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/09/06/car-fever-part-2-rapid-onset/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pathfinderselfportrrait2-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PathfinderSelfPortrrait2.0</image:title><image:caption>The Spouse in Pathfinder: Self Portrait. Doodle in Pen on Acid Free Laser Printer Pape (8/30/2012).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-21T17:11:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/08/30/17th-wedding-anniversary-furniture/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-23T19:23:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/08/23/do-calories-still-burn-if-i-wear-cutoffs-to-exercise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/kulanahuli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KulanaHuli</image:title><image:caption>My smmoth park ride.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/injury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Injury</image:title><image:caption>Roller blading learning curve.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T02:13:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/08/09/surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse-just-got-more-complicated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/zombies1-e1344518074111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imag0351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0351</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-09T22:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/08/02/has-the-stripper-arrived-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/stripper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stripper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-02T18:07:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/07/26/nothing-gets-done-when-i-have-a-big-stack-of-new-library-books/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/frontporch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FrontPorch</image:title><image:caption>Reading spot out front.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bookyard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BookYard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/booktable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BookTable</image:title><image:caption>Library book stash table. Custom built for the purpose by Funk Brothers Furniture.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-02T14:47:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/07/19/why-teenagers-in-beater-cars-always-speed/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-19T14:11:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/06/28/who-cleans-up-the-ick/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-28T13:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/06/22/nice-to-see-you-what-books-did-you-bring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imag0305.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0305</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-25T11:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/06/14/twenty-things-i-could-have-bought-with-the-20-i-lost-yesterday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/paulasdonut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PaulasDonut</image:title><image:caption>Strawberry Shortcake Donut, with Angel Cream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dogchair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DogChair</image:title><image:caption>A dog needs a good chair.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-15T21:57:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/06/07/ceiling-fan-of-damocles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screws.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screws</image:title><image:caption>Hanging by a single screw thread. An old screw thread.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hamish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hamish</image:title><image:caption>Hamish the Job Dog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fan</image:title><image:caption>Fan of Damocles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/attic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Attic</image:title><image:caption>The Attic Phase</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-08T16:15:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/05/31/peanuts-beer-and-minor-league-baseball-on-a-spring-evening/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/peanuts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peanuts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/metro2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Metro2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bigmosquito.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BigMosquito</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bball1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bball1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-31T18:20:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/05/24/street-level-synchronicity/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-24T15:34:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/05/17/car-fever-part-1-irrationalizing-a-new-car-purchase/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/truck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>truck</image:title><image:caption>Fuel economy: Nope. Economy: Nope. Haul and tow stuff: Yeah. Powerful engine: Yeah. I wanted it: Yeah.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rabbitinsnow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RabbitInSnow</image:title><image:caption>VW has an excellent certified used waranty - but the Rabbit is just not a 4 x 4.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mini_logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mini_logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mazda2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mazda2</image:title><image:caption>The spouse on the test drive technique was effective.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mazda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mazda</image:title><image:caption>Mazdas are always stong players in the equity game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-19T15:29:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/05/10/thinning-seedlings-i-think-they-scream-as-i-tear-them-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/thinningradishes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ThinningRadishes</image:title><image:caption>The radishes. Screaming as they lay shriveling in the mulch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/peasmay9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PeasMay9</image:title><image:caption>A row of baby little marvel shell peas. All unsuspecting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/garrdenmonitor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GarrdenMonitor</image:title><image:caption>Hamish is concerned by all the screaming, and carefully monitors the garden as I work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/thinningpeas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ThinningPeas</image:title><image:caption>A pea sprout gets it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-28T20:07:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/04/05/you-say-that-like-beer-would-somehow-impair-my-ability-to-be-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_22361.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2236</image:title><image:caption>1920s ceiling light, during beery rewiring.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imag0149.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0149</image:title><image:caption>Probably it's completely safe.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-08T16:58:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/03/15/6-days-in-the-bathroom-with-dental-probes-and-a-razor-blade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bathroomfloor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BathroomFloor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bathroomtile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BathroomTile</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bathroomwall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BathroomWall</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-04T12:31:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/2012/03/29/chips-werent-meant-to-be-baked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/chipscf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ChipsCF</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/chipbag1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ChipBag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/snackman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snackman</image:title><image:caption>The Snack Man at the chips.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/chipbag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ChipBag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bakedchips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BakedChips</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-29T15:01:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wideeyedfunk.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-01-23T02:43:30+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
